Pacman Jones Punches Lawyer

Suspended cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones has been accused of hitting lawyer Wanda S. Jackson in an Atlanta strip club on January 3rd.

“I was sitting in the office and he lunged at me numerous times in an effort to do grave bodily harm,” Jackson wrote in her complaint.

“Veronica Jones, an owner, went into the hall to deal with a member of his entourage. I followed to gawk. He was in the hall, surprisingly reached over or around a security guard and sucker punched me in my left eye.”

Just when I start saying this loser can’t get any dumber he always does something to prove me wrong. Not only should this moron be banned from the NFL for life, he should be put behind bars for a few years.