Marshall Could Miss 4 Months

Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall could miss 4 months of off-season preparations after injuring his right forearm. The genius WR hurt himself while he was wrestling with family members, slipped on a fast food bag and then his right arm went through a home entertainment center.

Marshall suffered right forearm lacerations to one artery, one vein, one nerve, two tendons and three muscles. Immediate surgery was required to fix his injuries.

“All have been repaired, and his right forearm and elbow will be immobilized for six weeks,” Broncos head athletic trainer Steve Antonopulos said. “Rehabilitation will begin in six weeks. Full recovery is expected to take three to four months.”

Well, its safe to say nobody will ever mistake Marshall as being the smartest guy on Earth.

Here’s an idea Brandon, next time you feel like having fun with family members just try a friendly game of Monopoly. Wrestling might not be the smartest choice and besides, it kinda sounds like they kicked your ass.